8 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE

8 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE

8 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE

Marriage is bundle of many complex events and feelings. Why shouldn’t it be? It’s a union between two people two independent feelings, with a good share of their individual baggage and sometimes exact opposites of each other.

Share some laughs with these 8 funny quotes about marriage:

“You know it’s never fifty-fifty in a marriage. It’s always seventy-thirty, or sixty-forty. Someone falls in love first. Someone puts someone else up on a pedestal. Someone works very hard to keep things rolling smoothly; someone else sails along for the ride.”

― Jodi Picoult

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

― H.M. Harwood

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”

― Katharine Hepburn

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?”

― Barbra Streisand

“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.”

― Mark Twain

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

― Agatha Christie

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.”

― Robert Frost

“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”

― Nikola Tesla