8 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT MARRIAGE
Marriage is bundle of many complex events and feelings. Why shouldn’t it be? It’s a union between two people two independent feelings, with a good share of their individual baggage and sometimes exact opposites of each other.
Share some laughs with these 8 funny quotes about marriage:
“You know it’s never fifty-fifty in a marriage. It’s always seventy-thirty, or sixty-forty. Someone falls in love first. Someone puts someone else up on a pedestal. Someone works very hard to keep things rolling smoothly; someone else sails along for the ride.”
― Jodi Picoult
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
― H.M. Harwood
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
― Katharine Hepburn
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand
“After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.”
― Mark Twain
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
― Agatha Christie
“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.”
― Robert Frost
“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”
― Nikola Tesla